Hit just the right spot for her
From the mountains, to the prairies, to the females, far and wiiiiiiiide, God bless America… Okay, you get the picture. We love us some USA because it truly is the land of opportunity. You may not be able to get a job or pay for health insurance, but you can always pick up a lady friend. We decided to help you focus your search down to the best places in the nation to pick up women, you know, just to give you a leg up. So to speak.
Gentlemen...your list of places to pick her up.
Tip: Bring extra deodorant. It’s hot.
Tip: Avoid licking the flag poles.
Tip: There may or may not be syphilis in the bathroom. Proceed with caution.
But don’t worry, Spring Break has now become a holiday for other hotties that actually have a career and pretend to be responsible. Luckily, they are hitting Panama City to throw some fuel on the dying embers of their youth. Hello, opportunity. When the sun disappears and the crowds move into the city, go to The Boatyard. This is a spot where you are guaranteed to pick up a vixen.
Tip: Don’t write your name on your chest with sunscreen. That’s just lame.
Utah: Sundance Film Festival
Again, you only have a short period of time out of the year to exploit this location, but you would be wise to do so. Thousands of fans, film types, and Hollywood clingers shack up for a little over a week every January to get wasted and hit on one another under the guise of the cinema. And luckily, the festival covers four cities which expands your pick up horizons. Throw a rock and you’ll hit a party in progress. Throw another rock and you’ll hit a chick waiting for someone to sweep her off her feet for the better part of the week. You’ll just have to explain why you threw a rock at her.
Tip: Say you have a film in competition. They’ll never check on it later.